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this one time in uni we were having a very heated class discussion about religion and all of the sudden the teacher went, “what you are saying might be offensive to other people” and all of us laughed and the guy who was speaking half jokingly went, “alright do ANY of you believe in God?”, completely expecting that none of us did, but then one girl raised her hand and everyone stared at her, and this guy said, “wow so you actually believe you’re gonna go to heaven after you die??” and she nodded and then squinted, thought for a second and said, “well, I myself will probably not.” and then high5ed her friend. 

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leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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furbychild:

talk furby to me

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sararye:

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don’t feel

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

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cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

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